Well if you’re going to react like that, then I change my mind.


 

Oh shut up, you are not one of those girls! You have a nice figure!

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Well no one’s arguing that! Just some nice figures look nicer in swim suits than others.


 

You’re a godsend.

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Oh hush now, it’s not my fault I have a perfect swimmers body that I put countless hours into and sometimes just want to flaunt it. Plus, they love me for making their stuff look good. Have you seen some of the girls who come out of that place? It’s shameful.

I know I am.  Yes but you flaunting that swimmers body makes the rest of us look terrible.  I have seen those girls, because I am one.  


cute-swimming-blonde:

Are you coming swimsuit shopping with me tomorrow or not?

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What are best friends for?

But if you start doing that thing where you flounce around the store like you’re in a cover shoot, I’m leaving.


You smell like fish that rolled around in a dumpster. 



It’s getting awfully boring around here. 

 

I guess we have the fast approaching first day of school to thank for that.

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Ah school, lowering spirits of children everywhere.


It’s getting awfully boring around here. 


[opens le door] 

 

Actually, I am.

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Where’s my pizza then?


[opens le door] 

You aren’t the pizza guy.